Noo!! Not Johneshwy Fargas!!
(reaches skywards with both paws to make a plea to the baseball gods) Noo!! We can't do it without Johneshwy Fargas!!
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Originally Posted by BMW
Could anyone but the Mets make their fans say, "Noo! Not Joneshwy Fargas!"
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...!! (windmills with both arms in an display of utter helplessness)
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Originally Posted by BBGiovanni
I still want to know why the fences are made out of reinforced concrete wrapped in tissue paper.
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The Wilpons had that thing made so that the completely inept medical staff would have an easier time spotting injuries needing perhaps attention.
God, what was the name of the guy around 2015 that always had the concerned look and the white towel in his hand, and couldn't have saved a six-year-old with a bloody knee?
I have forgotten his name... The mere mention of his name made Mets fans shiver.
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Originally Posted by BMW
Mets Manager Luis Rojas filling out the lineup card:
"Okay, are you hitting above .000?"
"No."
"Have you had a hit in the major leagues before?"
"Uh, yeah."
"You're batting third."
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Hey guys, good news! The Mets called and I'm gonna make my debut tonight! I'll play third base. I've never played third base in my life. I will bat fifth in the lineup!
I also have general Pablo Sandoval shape and I throw like a girl and I'll **** my pants the first time a 96mph fastball will come at me and scream and run away, but I was assured that it will all be fine by a guy with a concerned look and a white towel in his hand on the Zoom call.
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It was reasonable to wonder, following the Mets’ 3-2 loss to the Rockies on Monday, if Tim Tebow might have cracked the Majors by now had he not retired from baseball to play tight end for the Jacksonville Jaguars. The Mets have entered such dire straits that as they began a seven-game homestand at Citi Field, they asked catcher James McCann to man first base for the first time in his career. Later, following yet another injury, the Mets moved onto their fifth-string center fielder.
“Anybody want to suit up?” owner Steve Cohen mused on Twitter during the later innings of the Mets’ seventh loss in 10 games.
https://www.mlb.com/mets/news/mets-l...another-injury
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(walks out of room with a complete crazed look and laughter)