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Old 05-13-2021, 02:36 PM   #7972
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Tuesday, October 23, 2068

CAN FIREBIRDS COOL OFF RACER BATS IN IPA PRO CUP FINALS?
The big question being pondered all across the Islands: Are Forest City's big arms good enough to shut down the big guns of Rolling Hills?... well, not only do the Firebirds have to slow down the Racers' attack, they also have to put some runs on the scoreboard, too... and this year in the postseason no one has been able to do that against the surprisingly brilliant Rolling Hills' mound corps... the Racers seem to have it all this year and are heavy favorites to capture its unprecedented 5th Pro Cup in the last 9 seasons... can Forest Hill rise to the occasion and win their first Pro Cup?... the upcoming 2068 IPA Pro Cup Series will give up all the answers to everyone's questions... it gets underway tomorrow afternoon at the historic Midtown Base Ball Grounds in Rolling Hills, the site of game one of a best-of-seven series... games one and two are slated for Rolling Hills, games three through five at Riverside Stadium in Forest City and the final two back at the Midtown Base Ball Grounds.

Regular season comparison shows Forest Hill can compete with Rolling Hills, but when you look at what the Racers have done in the postseason on the mound... it looks like a no-brainer... Rolling Hills is clearly the better team... the Racers should win the 2068 Pro Cup trophy... the question is which Rolling Hills' staff will show up?... that will be the key to the series.

2068 IPA Pro Cup Outlook: upon gazing into my mystical crystal ball and meditating profusely, it all came to me suddenly in crystal-clear fashion: Rolling Hills will defeat Forest City in 7 games... I saw those exact 9 words very plainly in that mystical crystal ball that never deceives... the Racers' all-star lineup is just too hard to shut down... if they just get decent pitching, they should win... it will be close though... Forest City has some really good pitchers, but they lack the offense to whip the Racers.
Please note, I use the very same crystal ball used by Carnac the Magnificent on the Johnny Carson Show.

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