[Bottom Of The Sixth]

Early this morning Keystone executives decided to test their pack luck by opening 7 standard packs, however, their excitement was very short lived and Keystone is still waiting on the arrival of some Star players.

Due to the very dismal success with the use of Jobu, who has been on loan from Port Ruppert since last week, the Keystone High Brass have given up all hope of turning their pack luck around and plan on shipping back Jobu by the close of business today.

Just as this story was going to press, a person very "familiar" with the Keystone organization, who spoke on condition of anonymity because they are not authorized to speak publicly, said that the Keystones have sent their top negotiator and talent scout to Ireland in the hope of finding a "Diamond in the Rough".


Will Keystone be able locate a rainbow and be lucky enough to find a pot of gold at the end of it?





Or will they find a "Lucky" Leprechaun who just likes to dance?





Say tuned for more information as it becomes available!

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