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May 1, 2014
The Warriors have reached a new low- winnings just two of the first sixteen games and finishing April with a 7-19 record. The starters have a 5.62 ERA, paced by Icarus Fischer (8.39) and Zack Enriquez (8.69). Enriquez in particular has reached new heights of crappitude, having somehow gotten even worse than the 5.50 and 6.37 marks of the last two seasons. Our cleanup hitter (someone named Blake Bertrand) is hitting .173.
All this is is to say that the Warriors are in very poor shape. Time to tank!
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