Quote:
Originally Posted by David Watts
Ugh, receiving thanks was the only thing keeping my self esteem alive. I guess it's back to taking selfies and posting them on Facebook. Do these shoes make my feet look big?. Oh and if at any point you realize listing infractions from decades ago are a security threat, getting rid of them won't hurt my feelings any.
|
Yes, the number of thanks would tend to obscure and offset any infractions. Now the infraction stands out like a sore thumb. Frankly, David, I just now realized that you have a record. I am sorry, but I do not cavort with people of your ilk. I find it necessary to sever our relationship at this point. Goodbye.
[Just kidding, of course. I'm curious but too polite to ask how you got that black eye. Maybe expand your Location description so that it runs everything else outside the box?]