Today in the CBO
News and Notes - Reports from around the Commonwealth
by Nat Wright-Kowalski
7 June 2296 - Assaultrons Pitcher Seeks Treatment, Will Miss Time
East Boston Prep Assaultrons reliever Marc Woodsman suffered a slight mental breakdown yesterday, so the team will send him to Goodneighbor for some treatment, along with some rest and relaxation. He is expected to miss at least a week.
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Woodsman was found naked just north of Easy Town while beating on a tree with a baseball bat. He was chanting, "I'm a little teapot," with some other rhymes to it while beating on a tree and told Brotherhood soldiers that found him that he needed to chop down the tree for the "tea fire."
Woodsman has been doing well so far this season on the mound, so he will be missed by the Assaultrons. In ten relief appearances, he has a 1-1 record with a 2.20 ERA. In 16.1 innings, he allowed four earned runs on 15 hits with six walks and 19 strikeouts. East Boston Prep is 15-15 and in third place in the Brotherhood League.