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Remember the first step:
I, (state your name), admit that I am powerless over OOTP and that my life has become unmanageable.
While you are at it, just remember to pledge your allegiance to the OOTP frat.... with liberty and fraternity for all. AMEN.
(Brother Bluto, please give the new member his pledge pin)
Signed, Brother "Otter Matthewson" of House Delta Tau Chi.
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