I got a hold of the press release:
OOTP DEVELOPMENTS ANNOUNCES ITS NEWEST SPORTS GAME!
OOTM (OUT OF THEIR MINDS) GIRLS' FIELD HOCKEY!
Finally, after years of development and in response to literally no requests from the public, OOTP Developments is proud to announce the debut of their newest sports-management sim, OOTM GIRLS' FIELD HOCKEY.
Yes, girls' field hockey. A sport that combines all the action of soccer with all the violence of ice hockey and all the snobbery of boys' lacrosse. Fans of the sport will now be able to thrill to the exploits of stars like Becky, Jennifer, Kylie, Kaylie, Kelly, and Jennifer M. Fans will be able to guide famous teams like St. Mary's Academy, Miss Pruitt's Day School, and even perpetual underdogs Malcolm X Prep as they advance to the state regional semi-finals and on to victory! After playing OOTM GIRLS' FIELD HOCKEY, you'll never again say "I thought only south-Asians played this sport."