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Ruh Roh! (Spoken in my best Scooby Doo voice)
The Terriers are in big big trouble this season. Currently we have a .347 winning percentage which qualifies for 3rd worst and there's a huge gap between the bottom 3 teams (me) and the 4th worst.
I'll be immediately instructing my Terriers to play like 1890's ballplayers where every umpire will be challenged to fist fights on objectional calls and be cursed this way to Sunday. I'm employing the John McGraw and Patsy Tebeau strategy. If a riot ensues or a granstand burns to the ground, so be it, the Terriers need a strategy change.
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