you can do that by delegating and turning on gm-legacy mode. (and, a little restraint)
your asst. gm would make the choices and you have to live with it.
a goal is something to reach for -- the tanking thing is something to strive for, if not in the spirit of competition. some of the others listed aren't goals
my goal is to sit on my couch all day sunday with a couple bathroom breaks and maybe some food when the stomach growls too much to nap