The starting pitching has been decent, and Christy Mathewson and Garry Maddox have been recognized as key cogs in keeping this franchise in the perfect leagues. They've been sent off to enjoy the all-star festivities.
I will not go into details regarding Justin Turner turning all 4 bases into his own personal fire hydrant because he hit a meaningless solo shot, or Kirby Puckett yanking a sno-cone out of an 8 year old fan's hand for no reason.
Trust me, morale is low at the Dog Park. It's borderline unwatchable.
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