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IRON LEAGUE SEASON 1 - EXIT COMMENTS
Kent Tekulve: The manager's lost his mind. He's chasing Koosman, Reed, and Bonilla with a chainsaw.
Ron Darling: What the hell did I just sign up for? I swear, this may be worse than hearing Dykstra whine about my book.
Doug Drabek: Terry Leach doesn't have the best facial hair in the locker room. That now belongs to me! Read it and weep, boys!
Jeff Conine: My back hurts from carrying you bums. Next season, can you uhh...pull your own weight? My back would appreciate it.
Anthony Young: I WON FOUR GAMES, AND I DIDN'T HAVE A LOSING STREAK HIGHER THAN ONE! WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! *Young runs around celebrating his accomplishments like a headless chicken, eventually running into Jeff Reardon's fist*
Jeff Reardon: Sorry Anthony, that was for your own good. Now shut up.
Granny Hamner: Just because I call myself "Granny" doesn't mean that Von (Hayes) has to put a can of prunes in my locker.
Von Hayes: I think it's Granny's nap time.
Ryan Zimmerman: Please, Washington...take me back!
This was just filler until tomorrow, because I wanted to post something that sounded comedic. Don't worry, proper content continues when the new season begins.
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