(with the Coons on the road, the ballpark is mostly empty)
(except for Slappy, who rummages through my office an search of a bottle opener)
(Slappy shrugs, cracks open his bottle with the helmet of a Daniel Hall bobblehead, then makes himself comfortable on the brown couch)
(silence)
***
I played the first games of the following week (spoiler: we did not lose all of them!), right up to the draft, but I doubt I can get through the draft and the last few games with the Crusaders today. Monday looks meh, and Tuesday is probably impossible. So while we face the dreadful prospect of three days without a full update, why not muse about which Raccoons, current or former, you like most, which you like least, which players you would like to be future Raccoons, and where you stand on the important question of whether I should be medicated or not. 