The offseason has come, and with it, a weeding out of inactive owners. A lot more than usual this time, thus we need to do some recruiting. But here's the thing- I'm not going to do a damn thing this time.
In the spirit of the league, I will be awarding $5 million (league money, of course.

) to the person who can come up with the most creative and effective recruitment post. This contest is open for current league members as well as prospective ones, thus those of you interested in joining (there is a link in my signature), this is a quick way to boost your finances, as well as endear yourself to the OOTP community with your caustic wit.
I look forward to seeing the entries.