[asaintsfan]

Originally Posted by Kushiel

Me: I need to take out a loan.
Banker: What did you need a loan for, sir?
Me: I'm gonna buy Mo.
Banker: What? How do you buy mo' money?
Me: Not money, MO.
Banker: Mo' what?
Me: Never mind. You'll never understand.


Later that day...

Me: Honey, I need to get some money out of savings so I can buy Mo..
Wife: Are you insane?

what savings???