Meanwhile, the Hardhats' rival in the Steel City were called, of all things, the
Pittsburgh Champions:
The Champs were anything but, finishing 22-38 and vanishing at season's end.
Syracuse Salt(s)
The less said about these guys, the better. The net can't even agree if their nickname was singular or plural (the logo above comes from a game program). On the field, they were arguably the worst team in any sport ever: in their lone campaign of 1981, they won a grand total of four games...out of fifty-six. Oof.
Here's the front page of a different program, although I doubt their unis actually looked like this: