I will finish getting my degree from Rice University when the GCL season is over. My girlfriend, Osmara Resendes, also attends Rice University. She wants to be a Dallas Cowboys cheerleader.
Just between you guys, don't tell her, but that's kind of silly. The girl is actually a very bright mathematician and could be a great engineer but she wants to dance around in tight shorts. Which, I don't mind the tight shorts, let me tell you now.
I just hope they don't put her on that stupid tv show if she tries out. They go out of their way to make those girls look stupid.
Of course, Osmara loves the show and has made me watch it with her.
That's how I know about it. It's her fault.
Marriage?
No we haven't discussed that yet. I'm just 21 and we're still in college.
Of course, there is the fact that I am now a millionaire but don't let the signing bonus fool you. Most of that money is locked away in investments, not to mention sucked dry by the IRS.
They slapped one helluva tax on that bonus!
