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Hey Bobby,
How's life in the big baseball world!
I just got stationed here in Germany and let me tell you it's something else that's for sure.
I wasn't even here a month and was already having to testify in some court martial over some sergeants having sex with some privates.
Yeah, it's crazy. And the girls weren't all that hot to begin with.
There are some really pretty women in Germany but dude! They like don't shave their arm pits man. I ain't talking about army women. I'm talking about German women! I saw one girl dancing and she had on this sleeveless shirt and she raised her arms up. She had more ATM pit hair than my dad. Scared the hell outta me!
They have a tanker unit next to ours. Those guys are nuts. Go out drinking all the time. That's wild too. You don't even need an ID here. If you can see over the bar, they'll serve you.
Hey, man, I gotta ask you. My parents said they heard that you were dating Beth Hammond? Really? That's cool but man people used to think she was into girls that way.
Oh, I have to tell you. One of our squad leaders is from California and a huge Dodgers fan. I know how much you hate the Dodgers. Like I hated Algebra. I always give him grief when the Dodgers lose.
I get my first trip in the field next week. That should be a blast. Too bad we don't get to go fishing. That would be awesome!
Hope this letter gets to you by the time the World Series starts. Hahahaha.
Catch you later
PFC Michael Mike Brown
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