[Westheim]

2020 DRAFT POOL

There is … well, there are some slight issues here. You well know that our new head scout is the Ridler, and he has yet to give one clear answer to any question he’s been asked ever since applying for the position. Back then I put down his flowery resume to overboarding creativity rather than actual flowers for a brain. Or maybe it’s LSD. It’s always the people you least expect it from. It can’t be glue. Chad is on glue, and Chad is too dumb to write his own name. – That is not a letter in any alphabet, Chad. Try again. – No, try again. – No, don’t eat the pillow.

So far I have no clue about how many players we have actually shortlisted. I only have a pile of papers and every single one of them reads like a either a ****ing grocery list or naughty Persian poetry. But I did force him to at least list his ten-or-so favorite prospects in no particular order for our hotlist …! SUCCESS. I am back on track with that guy!

SP Dustin Wingo (13/13/13) – BNN #4
SP George Griffin (12/15/12) – BNN #10
SP David Saccoccio (11/12/11) – BNN #8

CL Mike Willis (13/14/10)

C Alex Mares (10/10/13)

1B Matt Barber (10/10/13)
INF Cy Burrier (12/6/15)

CF Ben Adams (10/14/14) – BNN #6
RF/LF/3B Zachary Ryder (10/12/7)*
LF/RF Justin Gerace (9/12/12)

*HS player – yes, it’s only one.

Whether we have any of the top 3 by BNN listed at all is a mystery to me right now. (helplessly browses through the pile of paper)

Getting any of these guys is unlikely, since the Raccoons forewent picking in the first round by signing Yoshi Nomura. We do have however three supplemental round picks, meaning we will pick three times just inside the top 50 after all, although not better than at #38.

Maud! … Maud! – The headache is back. – No, don’t send the Druid again. Send Slappy with a pipe wrench or something.