[Questdog]

"I hate that scumbag, worst trade ever. EVER!" - says the General Manager of the Portland Raccoons, but we at the Portland Agitator can think of at least 10 trades off the top of our heads that were much worse than that one and could probably come up with another dozen at least if we bothered to look up his trade record, which we will not do, as our own Personnel Department forbids us from compelling our employees to accomplish tasks that would be detrimental to their emotional health. It is common knowledge that we have been critical of the Raccoons' GM over the years and have continually been dumbfounded as to the methods he utilizes to retain his employment and also that there is no love lost between his staff and ours. However, we would like to commend him on this occasion for his honesty in acknowledging that he is the perpetrator of the the worst trade of all time, even if we cannot agree on which particular trade deserves that distinction.