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I've had guys spontaneously combust.
I've also had a guy whose head impaled on a fence.
I've also had a guy eaten by locusts.
You can put all sorts of fun career ending injuries in that thing. I only wish you could edit how often particular injuries occur, because I've had multiple guys spontaneously combust in a year. It was like an epidemic.
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