"He doesn't run real fast but, boy, does he run hard. ... he sticks his arms out to his sides and pinwheels them real fast when he runs, sort of looking as if his arms were attached to his body by a rubber band that was too short, so that the joints would go straight rather than relaxing into a normal position. At the same time, he puffs out his cheeks and blows real hard... He runs kind of like a little fat three-year-old who hasn't quite figured out the motion yet." - Bill James
"I'm the only guy in the majors that can hit .300 while eight months pregnant." - John Kruk