As you should have guessed after 22 years of Coon City Catastrophes, life's out to get me. Didn't get the laptop back yesterday. Now I could reactivate OOTP12 on this old bone here - if I had the licence number. I have put it down in a word document - which is on the new (infected) laptop. Theoretically, I could call the repair guy to look it up for me - if I had his number. Which is in the office. Which is locked shut by some serious security service on the weekends, which is totally unhappy and files serious invoices for having to unlock the office on the weekend.
"Why did you get the office unlocked on Saturday?" - "I was bored and wanted to see Kisho Saito pitch."
Red alert.
So, while I am dying of boredom over the next two days, ...... no. No, the sentence ends right there.