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Originally Posted by pgjocki
As much as I like a winning team in Portland I can't help but love this year's team! I was literally laughing while reading this and woke up my old lady who was sleeping next to me. I tried to explain why I was crying, and after mumbling baseball she rolled her eyes and went back to bed.
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It seems like you two don't share common interests when it comes to reading stuff and sports.
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By the way, I was blinded by rage yesterday and forgot to mention why Guerin was not batting in the fifth in that final game. Well, he had gotten hurt on a play in the second inning. A mild abdominal strain has him listed as DTD for another day or two.
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The Raccoons also announced that Scott Wade has been scratched from his start on Monday against the Loggers. Gabby De La Rosa would make a spot start. When asked about it by the Agitator, I replied that Scott Wade was our new closer. When further asked what had happened to Brad Tamburrino, I replied that the useless milk carton, scrub of scrubs, had been "taken care of".
The reporter left mystified, and I was expecting a nice headline in the evening edition. But it's okay, the Agitator has called me insane for two decades now. Nobody's buying into that. Right?
Right?