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This guy's real name is David Parker...unless that's another pen name he uses for eW.
He and I had a few classic exchanges. One of them was from when his entrance into JWay's first league was actually going to make me quit. I have a lot of experience in dealing with morons like this.
VirtualMLB: john, wait man
VirtualMLB: john
VirtualMLB: why wont you come in?
VirtualMLB: quit if your going to quit next time
UCONNROX11: Go make another seven screen names to try to get me to like you.
VirtualMLB: like i said
VirtualMLB: quit if your going to quit
VirtualMLB: you talk a good game, but you can never do what you say
UCONNROX11: I figure I shouldn't have to quit because of a jackass like you.
UCONNROX11: And I have nothing to prove to you.
UCONNROX11: But, like the needy idiot you are, you'll keep IMing me, just because you want someone to talk to.
VirtualMLB: not really
VirtualMLB: talking to 2 other people right now
UCONNROX11: And, when I say "bye", you'll say wait, and IM me 9 or 10 times to try to get me to talk to you again, and claim it's your "brother", like usual.
UCONNROX11: And again, you'll claim you don't do that, but we'll see.
VirtualMLB: dude
VirtualMLB: you predict to much
UCONNROX11: Tell me more things about me that are wrong.
UCONNROX11: Go on. You're omnipotent.
UCONNROX11: I mean, who else would IM me about 21w, just to talk to me about FOB? You're just a ridiculous person, and it's easy to see why you were talking about contraction in your own league.
UCONNROX11: But, I don't see why I'm wasting my time.
UCONNROX11: So, I won't.
VirtualMLB: ominipotent
VirtualMLB: you dont even know what it menas
UCONNROX11: It means all-powerful, and it least I can spell it.
VirtualMLB: you have the mental capacity of an ape
UCONNROX11: Which would still be two or three rungs above yours.
UCONNROX11: But, why resort to your level?
UCONNROX11: Why warn you a few times ("on accident", no less)? You're just a child. You'll learn.
VirtualMLB: learn what
VirtualMLB: you cant follow through comey
VirtualMLB: your a wimp
VirtualMLB: if you quit, you quit
UCONNROX11: I shouldn't have to. I was in the league first. Why bow out just because you join? I warned Jordan about you, I figured that was a better route.
VirtualMLB: im still in too
UCONNROX11: And, you just called me a wimp on the INTERNET. How superficial and shallow are you?
VirtualMLB: your cheap underhanded tactics to get me out of the league didnt work this time
UCONNROX11: Go look those up, and when you come back with the definitions, I'll make sure to start ignoring you again. Because I'm a wimp, and I don't follow through.
VirtualMLB: and your cheap too
VirtualMLB: dont forget to mention cheap
VirtualMLB: your as cheap as that k-mart blue light special shirt your wearing
UCONNROX11: Mm-hmm.
UCONNROX11: Right, mm-hmm.
VirtualMLB: dont think too hard with a comeback comey
UCONNROX11: I've had enough. I don't feel like contributing to my community service and talk to you anymore. Time to go back on block.
VirtualMLB: your brain can only handle so much before you just start ignoring people
I have at least one or two more...when I get home, I'll post them. When I showed this particular one to Jordan, he got canned from the league.
-John
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