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Originally Posted by jazzrack
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Grandson: "Grandpa! Dad just told me that you were a professional baseball player!"
Grandpa: "Uh, well, yeah. Yes, I was."
Grandson: "Why didn't you ever tell me about that?"
Grandpa: "I had my reasons, son."
Grandson: "Gee, I guess you weren't any good, huh?"
Grandpa: "I led the league in batting for three seasons and won an MVP!"
Grandson: "I don't get it."
Grandpa: "Darn it, I might as well tell you. That dopey father of yours will spill the beans anyway."
Grandson: "Grandpa! What is it?"
Grandpa: "I played for the Playboy Bunnies. Yes, I was a Playboy Bunny and proud of it!"
Grandson: "Ha, ha, ha! Wait until I tell the guys."
Grandpa: "Where is your father? Tell him I want to see him, right now!"