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And now on to perhaps the most important decision for the upcoming season! I need you, the fan, to vote on what should be our "Opening Day Promotion" for the 1990 season! As you know, my Personal Assistant, Kirsten, continues to think she is the "Promotion Queen", so here are the choices!!



1. The Aces will host a Salute to Indoor Plumbing, by closing the restrooms so that fans have to use porta-potties.



2. Tribute to a local "Hot Dog Joint", the Aces will be having "Vendor Races" around the diamond!



3. Monkeys racing on dogs around the diamond!



4. Can a fan break this guys world record for most T-shirts worn at once by a single individual by putting on more than 228 T-shirts? This was actually done at a minor league game.


And finally, and keeping in mind that our games are meant for mainly families:



5. Playboy model Lisa makes an appearance, signing autographs, posing for pictures with fans, and of course throwing out the first ball. Also, for the first two innings, standing on the Aces Dugout roof and leading cheers!