The time is upon us as people in cities across the country wait with baited breath to find out who is the final City to get a team. Willie Nelson is in his trailer taking a nap and from what I hear the League is expecting to have to get a new Commish as the last one is either dead or in Witness Protection, but we will soldier on to the team closest to this reporters heart. Athens is a small town that somehow is big enough to be called a city. The Athens franchise will go to my long time friend and the owner of the #1 selling hair care product on the Gulf Coast Mary Lou Jenkins. Ms Jenkins is the ex wife of Hattiesburg Seals owner Jimbo Jenkins and is protected by security around the clock, yet still finds a way to look great thanks to products sold by her company None Yo' Bees wax. When I asked Ms Jenkins why she wanted a baseball team her answer was simple. Anything Jimbo can do I can do better, looks to me like a little rivalry is in the works between the seals and Bees.
Well that is all the teams in this league and in our next report we will cover some of the unique rules and introduce you all to some of the players