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Birmingham is home to a unique enterprise, as the only RoadRunner egg farm in the United States they produce all of the eggs for piggly's . When asked what the hardest part about running the farm was Owner Jimmy Mack said " catching the birds i mean they are fast and wily, so thats why we use coyotes to corral them kinda like sheep dogs. He went on to talk about baseball and why he tried so hard to get a franchise " The league is going to be a lot of fun, I am already working on adding a Nascar Race inside the park at one of our home games. Now whether that isn't even feasible it is obvious to this reporter that the place to be in Birmingham this summer is Birmingham Ballpark home of the RoadRunners and the fastest egg sandwich in the world.






An hour later in New Orleans the Gator Tails and Souvenir shop announced that they would also be sponsoring a team in the CFB and owner Leland James was on hand to answer any questions we had. I asked James to explain his reasoning behind sponsoring the team and his answer shocked the crowd " I always wanted to own the Saints, but the NFL is a bunch of stuck up suits and said my finances were too limited, baseball is kinda boring but hey it is good publicity and maybe if this works out we can make our own football league or just add tackling to baseball, whadda you think. This caused quite a ripple in the crowd but overall the fans seemed to embrace the Gators and their wacky owner.