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Originally Posted by Mr. Baseball
Can I trade you for him? 
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My dear sir, you wound me deeply. Have I not said this previously:
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No, I will not cheat and grab him now, although I could you know. I could! Admirable self-denial by me, I'd say.
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So, in my nobility, I am not in a position to trade either of these "mooses."
But, it would be so easy, wouldn't it, to expropriate either or both of these players and build myself a dynasty? Thereby finally leave the netherworld of a few games above or below .500, season after season?
Just imagine: Click, become commissioner.
Click, open up a trade dialogue.
Click, CLICK, give me these players for my 19th and 20th draft round picks.
CLICK, FORCE TRADE!
BWA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA!


Uh, what just happened? Did I black out again?