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Old 09-03-2012, 02:01 PM   #14
Déjà Bru
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Originally Posted by Mr. Baseball View Post
Can I trade you for him?
My dear sir, you wound me deeply. Have I not said this previously:
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No, I will not cheat and grab him now, although I could you know. I could! Admirable self-denial by me, I'd say.
So, in my nobility, I am not in a position to trade either of these "mooses."

But, it would be so easy, wouldn't it, to expropriate either or both of these players and build myself a dynasty? Thereby finally leave the netherworld of a few games above or below .500, season after season?

Just imagine: Click, become commissioner. Click, open up a trade dialogue. Click, CLICK, give me these players for my 19th and 20th draft round picks.

CLICK, FORCE TRADE!

BWA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA!

Uh, what just happened? Did I black out again?
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