Not to take things too far off the rails, but another aspect of free agency that is broken is the infamous "I favor another team that's really you" email, followed by the quick-sign. Observe:
Note: I am the Spectres.
Note 2: 2/4/2029, one day after the weird email to me, he signs with the Vikings.
Let the firestorm of controversy commence!
(But seriously, this is hardly an edge case)