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hawaiiansky · 02-02-2012, 12:11 PM

Thirstday
Aghast 26, 2602

Terrorhaunt, Oweirdo
Canundra

“This is your FAVORITE bloodball ABC wordspitter, Blowhard Coldspell, bloodcasting LIVE from Rottfears Centre in Terrorhaunt, Oweirdo.“

“CANUNDRA, Hysterika’s noxious, northern neighbor, is infamous for its usually BITTER … BONECHILLING air and …. BLINDING, snow BLOWING storms. But TONIGHT bloodball fans are here enjoying a humid, hot, Ballhellish night to HONOR the winners of the 2602 FLINGER of the YEAR Awards claw-picked by the Bloodball Scribewriters of Hysterika.‘’

“But first … the Royal Canundran Haunted Police will start the festivities with a ROUSING rendition of its RAW anthem… “COLD CANUNDRA!”

Cold Canundra!

Our snowy and frigid land!
Truely hate a lot on all thy ice I stand.
With freezing faces see thee breath rise,
My blue eyes frozen to see!
From far and wide,
Snow Canundra, we walk in slush for thee.
Gods keep our land snow ‘n ice free!
Cold Canundra, we stamp our feet for thee.
Cold Canundra, we tramp on snow for thee.

“That song by the Haunties sent shivers up and down my spine, fans…either it’s the screechy voices of the singers or thoughts of a frigid winter to come.”

“What the FANG are we doing here so far north tonight anyway?….Well, as you know, fans…there are no mager league clubs in Canundra….but the Mage League Bloodball does have some native-spawned Canundrans on its rosters. Among them is homefrown favorite … Anonduil ARROWBRAND, that evil Elf of the Slashington Gnashnails.”

“ In fact, the winner of the HL’s Flinger of the Year is savage southclaw Arrowbrand - a nail-gripper and shape-changer flinging starter for the Gnashnails. He went 16-9 … with a 3.70 ERA…. and 98 strikeouts in his first, fiery, fiendish season in the Big Bam!”

“The local boy gets a standing ovation for his hellhill heroics!”

“Famed Fenai Icehammer, an Ork, was nose picked as the IL’s Flinger of the Year. Starting for the brokendown Brokenlymb Daggers, Icehammer even outflung Arrowbrand with an 18-5 record, 2.04 ERA and 179 strikeouts.”

“The stranger receives a few boos and catcalls as the fans troop out of the stadium.”

“This is Blowhard Coldspell. Have a fright night!”

(© The Academic Bloodball Collegium)

02-02-2012, 12:11 PM	#326
hawaiiansky Major Leagues Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 474	2602 Flinger of the Year Award Thirstday Aghast 26, 2602 Terrorhaunt, Oweirdo Canundra “This is your FAVORITE bloodball ABC wordspitter, Blowhard Coldspell, bloodcasting LIVE from Rottfears Centre in Terrorhaunt, Oweirdo.“ “CANUNDRA, Hysterika’s noxious, northern neighbor, is infamous for its usually BITTER … BONECHILLING air and …. BLINDING, snow BLOWING storms. But TONIGHT bloodball fans are here enjoying a humid, hot, Ballhellish night to HONOR the winners of the 2602 FLINGER of the YEAR Awards claw-picked by the Bloodball Scribewriters of Hysterika.‘’ “But first … the Royal Canundran Haunted Police will start the festivities with a ROUSING rendition of its RAW anthem… “COLD CANUNDRA!” Cold Canundra! Our snowy and frigid land! Truely hate a lot on all thy ice I stand. With freezing faces see thee breath rise, My blue eyes frozen to see! From far and wide, Snow Canundra, we walk in slush for thee. Gods keep our land snow ‘n ice free! Cold Canundra, we stamp our feet for thee. Cold Canundra, we tramp on snow for thee. “That song by the Haunties sent shivers up and down my spine, fans…either it’s the screechy voices of the singers or thoughts of a frigid winter to come.” “What the FANG are we doing here so far north tonight anyway?….Well, as you know, fans…there are no mager league clubs in Canundra….but the Mage League Bloodball does have some native-spawned Canundrans on its rosters. Among them is homefrown favorite … Anonduil ARROWBRAND, that evil Elf of the Slashington Gnashnails.” “ In fact, the winner of the HL’s Flinger of the Year is savage southclaw Arrowbrand - a nail-gripper and shape-changer flinging starter for the Gnashnails. He went 16-9 … with a 3.70 ERA…. and 98 strikeouts in his first, fiery, fiendish season in the Big Bam!” “The local boy gets a standing ovation for his hellhill heroics!” “Famed Fenai Icehammer, an Ork, was nose picked as the IL’s Flinger of the Year. Starting for the brokendown Brokenlymb Daggers, Icehammer even outflung Arrowbrand with an 18-5 record, 2.04 ERA and 179 strikeouts.” “The stranger receives a few boos and catcalls as the fans troop out of the stadium.” “This is Blowhard Coldspell. Have a fright night!” (© The Academic Bloodball Collegium) Last edited by hawaiiansky; 02-03-2012 at 11:35 AM.