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hawaiiansky · 08-31-2011, 02:00 PM

“Go All the Way Down”

Iggy Bedwetter’s “Go All the Way Down” was an obvious pukebox choice for a trio of diehard Quikargo Klubs fans; the Klubs landed last in the Irrational League last season and have poked their ugly heads into 6th this season so far. But these knowing Klub fans fear the worst and expect that their beloved Klubs will not disappoint them.

The three Ogre visitors to the Rotten Apple belted out their out-of-tune voices to these rousing lyrics:

Don't let any Ogre say that it's just a game
For I've seen other teams and they seldom have shame
When you're born in Quikargo you're screwed and you're sealed
The first time you walk into Wiggley Field
Our losers scare pinworms
Losers in blue
Gives us the chance to squeal like whiners too
Forever we'll lose and if we should win
We know for sure we'll go all the way
Down
Someday we'll fall all the way

We are stuck with the Klubs
With the Klubs we're in deep
Yeah, hold our noses high as the crap flows by
We are not fairy-weather but foul-weather fiends
We're like brooders in arms in the alleys and the stands
There's poison in the ivy and the moldy scoreboard
The same one I bled at as a kid seeping gore
In a world full of need, I could always bleed more
Than someday we'll go all the way
Down
Someday we'll go all the way
Someday we'll fall all the way
Down
Someday we'll drop all the way
Someday we'll flop all the way

And here's to the Gods and the legends they've grown
Teaching us hate and having us cope
Hated we stand and inebriated we'll fall
Down on our knees the day we lose it all

Wormy Stanks said "Oh, let's drink two"
Or did he mean 200 beers
In the same park seats
Our chapel, our pew
The home of our Klubs and our fears
Failing traditions and wishes came few
A place where our grandfathers, fathers they stew
A pitiful feeling if I ever knew
And if you ain't been it is lucky for you
And when the day comes with that last losing run
And I'm raving and drenched in fright
I'll nod to the heavens and know I was right
To know someday we'll go all the way
Down
Someday we'll go all the way
Someday we'll fall all the way
Down
Someday we'll drop all the way
Someday we'll flop all the way
Down
Someday we'll drip all the way
Someday we'll slip all the way
Down
Someday we'll go all the way
Someday we'll end up in THE PIT

08-31-2011, 02:00 PM	#252
hawaiiansky Major Leagues Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 474	“Go All the Way Down” “Go All the Way Down” Iggy Bedwetter’s “Go All the Way Down” was an obvious pukebox choice for a trio of diehard Quikargo Klubs fans; the Klubs landed last in the Irrational League last season and have poked their ugly heads into 6th this season so far. But these knowing Klub fans fear the worst and expect that their beloved Klubs will not disappoint them. The three Ogre visitors to the Rotten Apple belted out their out-of-tune voices to these rousing lyrics: Don't let any Ogre say that it's just a game For I've seen other teams and they seldom have shame When you're born in Quikargo you're screwed and you're sealed The first time you walk into Wiggley Field Our losers scare pinworms Losers in blue Gives us the chance to squeal like whiners too Forever we'll lose and if we should win We know for sure we'll go all the way Down Someday we'll fall all the way We are stuck with the Klubs With the Klubs we're in deep Yeah, hold our noses high as the crap flows by We are not fairy-weather but foul-weather fiends We're like brooders in arms in the alleys and the stands There's poison in the ivy and the moldy scoreboard The same one I bled at as a kid seeping gore In a world full of need, I could always bleed more Than someday we'll go all the way Down Someday we'll go all the way Someday we'll fall all the way Down Someday we'll drop all the way Someday we'll flop all the way And here's to the Gods and the legends they've grown Teaching us hate and having us cope Hated we stand and inebriated we'll fall Down on our knees the day we lose it all Wormy Stanks said "Oh, let's drink two" Or did he mean 200 beers In the same park seats Our chapel, our pew The home of our Klubs and our fears Failing traditions and wishes came few A place where our grandfathers, fathers they stew A pitiful feeling if I ever knew And if you ain't been it is lucky for you And when the day comes with that last losing run And I'm raving and drenched in fright I'll nod to the heavens and know I was right To know someday we'll go all the way Down Someday we'll go all the way Someday we'll fall all the way Down Someday we'll drop all the way Someday we'll flop all the way Down Someday we'll drip all the way Someday we'll slip all the way Down Someday we'll go all the way Someday we'll end up in THE PIT Last edited by hawaiiansky; 08-31-2011 at 02:59 PM.