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hawaiiansky · 06-25-2011, 01:35 PM

Bloody-eyed View of Shiv Park

Killerelfia –the City of the Bloody Glove! The city got that label from the “love” that the two teams who share Shiv Park, the IL’s Philbellies and the HL’s Fatlickers have for each other. No love lost between the Dark Elves and the Halflings. In most cases, the teams seldom cross paths as one is away and the other home, but when they do have the displeasure to meet, blood flows. In this case, absence does not make the heart fonder…but only fester!

Worst (or best for spectators) are the catfights between the teams’ jeerleaders. The Phil -Bellie Dancers and the Fatlickin’ Skins. The Bellie Dancers despise the slovenly and gross habits of the Skins and the manner in which their shared dressing room is filled with chicken bones, snack wrappers and other discarded waste. In turn, the Skins hate the glum habits of the pale pointed-ears. The bloodballers on both sides, however, rather enjoy the wrestling and ripping of uniforms and the resulting clothing malfunctions when these ladies get into their periodic brawls.

Squatting on Behigh St and Twirp St., Shiv Park, where rival fans knife each other nightly, is a monstrously huge rectangular park with fancy arches on its brick exterior and a jaw dropping eight-angle corner tower, the entrance for fans. The upper tower supposedly holds the remains of one of the baseball legends of ancient Hysterika, Cloudie Murk whoever he was. There is a FATS logo carved into several parts of the Park to the complete disgust of the Philbellies. Shiv Park is a beautiful place – too good for its creepy inhabitants.

It’s 447’ to dead centaur field, and along the fowl lines - 334’ to elfield and 331’ to wight. A double-trouble decker grandstand slithers around towards the fowl poles and another extends from the elfield fowl line straight to centaurfield. From the spearpoint in centaur, a mammoth 5o foot wall reaches the wight field fowl pole preventing any freebie viewing or spying for that matter. In wight centaurfield, a scoreboard has a Ballhella Time Beer logo scribbled on it topped by a Loongrin Clock which is 65’ above the field, a tempting target for many a bloodballer slugger.

When the Philbellies are in town, the seats in Shiv Park are painted red, or repainted blue when the Fatlickers barge in. A sickly maroon color results from all the repainting and upsets the stomachs of fans.

Shiv Park is sometimes called Cloudie Murk Stadium probably referring to the corpse of that old baseball geezer apparently entombed here or perhaps to the foul weather that prevails in the City of Bloody Glove.

06-25-2011, 01:35 PM	#242
hawaiiansky Major Leagues Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 474	Bloody-eyed View of Shiv Park Bloody-eyed View of Shiv Park Killerelfia –the City of the Bloody Glove! The city got that label from the “love” that the two teams who share Shiv Park, the IL’s Philbellies and the HL’s Fatlickers have for each other. No love lost between the Dark Elves and the Halflings. In most cases, the teams seldom cross paths as one is away and the other home, but when they do have the displeasure to meet, blood flows. In this case, absence does not make the heart fonder…but only fester! Worst (or best for spectators) are the catfights between the teams’ jeerleaders. The Phil -Bellie Dancers and the Fatlickin’ Skins. The Bellie Dancers despise the slovenly and gross habits of the Skins and the manner in which their shared dressing room is filled with chicken bones, snack wrappers and other discarded waste. In turn, the Skins hate the glum habits of the pale pointed-ears. The bloodballers on both sides, however, rather enjoy the wrestling and ripping of uniforms and the resulting clothing malfunctions when these ladies get into their periodic brawls. Squatting on Behigh St and Twirp St., Shiv Park, where rival fans knife each other nightly, is a monstrously huge rectangular park with fancy arches on its brick exterior and a jaw dropping eight-angle corner tower, the entrance for fans. The upper tower supposedly holds the remains of one of the baseball legends of ancient Hysterika, Cloudie Murk whoever he was. There is a FATS logo carved into several parts of the Park to the complete disgust of the Philbellies. Shiv Park is a beautiful place – too good for its creepy inhabitants. It’s 447’ to dead centaur field, and along the fowl lines - 334’ to elfield and 331’ to wight. A double-trouble decker grandstand slithers around towards the fowl poles and another extends from the elfield fowl line straight to centaurfield. From the spearpoint in centaur, a mammoth 5o foot wall reaches the wight field fowl pole preventing any freebie viewing or spying for that matter. In wight centaurfield, a scoreboard has a Ballhella Time Beer logo scribbled on it topped by a Loongrin Clock which is 65’ above the field, a tempting target for many a bloodballer slugger. When the Philbellies are in town, the seats in Shiv Park are painted red, or repainted blue when the Fatlickers barge in. A sickly maroon color results from all the repainting and upsets the stomachs of fans. Shiv Park is sometimes called Cloudie Murk Stadium probably referring to the corpse of that old baseball geezer apparently entombed here or perhaps to the foul weather that prevails in the City of Bloody Glove. Last edited by hawaiiansky; 08-14-2011 at 03:08 AM.