Thread: Where's my kid
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Old 05-28-2003, 09:20 AM   #6
ctorg
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I hate to be the one to break it to you, but your kid is dead. Your ex-wife, determined not to give birth to a child fathered by such slime as yourself, plunged a dagger into her belly and killed the fetus, almost doing herself in as well. She is currently in stable condition and recovering.
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