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livn legend-certainly not directly lifted? are you sure?
this is a partial transcript of "sports" from the album and hbo special playin with your head, which i think came out in 1986...
"hockey comes to mind, people think hockey is a sport. hockey is not a sport. hockey is three activities going on at the same time; ice skating, playing with a puck, and beating the **** out of somebody. now, if these guys were intelligent at all they would do these things one at a time-first you go ice skating, then you play with the puck, then you go to the bar and beat the **** out of somebody. the day would last a lot longer and these guys would have a whole lot more fun. tell you another reason hockey is not a sport, it's not played with a ball. anything that isn't played with a ball can't be a sport...these are my rules, i make them up. hockey is played with a puck. what is a puck? i never even heard of a puck outside of hockey. have you ever heard of a puck? the only other place you find a puck is in the urinal to control the smell in the bathroom. and as far as i'm concerned, any game where the main object is something that came out of a urinal is definitely not a sport."
i tried to find an audio link to it, but i couldn't. i'm sure you could find the file on kazaa. do you want to give proper credit now?
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