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Aghast 15, 2601
Aghast 15, 2601
The New Ork Deadly News (late edition)
By Thrill Gallows (sportscribe)
The New Ork Yanknecks slammed three skyrocket homeruns to take one way from the Brokenlymb Daggers in the bottom of the 9th, 6-5. In tribute to those mighty dingers, I’ve written me a little melody:
These Clubs Were Made for Bashing
You keep saying you've got something over us.
something you call clubbing, but confess.
You've been missin’ where you shouldn't have been a clubbin’
and now someone else is stoppin’ all your best.
These clubs are made for bashing, and that's just what they'll do
one of these days these clubs are gonna bash all into you.
You keep losin’, when you oughta be winnin’
and you keep losin' when you oughta not lose.
You keep whiffin’ when you oughta be clubbin’.
Now what's right is right, but you ain't been right yet.
These clubs are made for smashing, and that's just what they'll do
one of these days these clubs are gonna smash all over you.
You keep flingin’ where you shouldn't be puttin’
and you keep thinkin' that you´ll never get binged.
Ha! We just found us a brand new set of clubs yeah
and what you know you ain't HAD time to fling.
Are you ready clubs? Start bashin’!
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