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Originally Posted by jim2000
True stury huh? where are you letting your turtle play that he got hit with a torpedo, and how big is your turtle, or how small was the submarine that fired that tiny torpedo?
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Well, let's see here. I remember we were playing in the bathtub when......
*cue Wayne's World's version of the dreamy effect thing going brrr brrr brrr brrr and waving hands in front of camera.....*
All the sudden, we were out in the middle of the friggin ocean! Right above the Marianas Trench! You could see the shores of Australia right in front of us, when PHHReewww PHHHREwwww PHHHrrewwww!!!!
Three torpedoes! In the friggin water!
I wound up Fred's paw, so his tail can flap quicker, and we dove! Straight down! BRing BEin Bring!!!
And then, we look up, and there's J.R. (Jay! We call em Jay! Remember that! That be quite important stuff right there!) starts on a dizzying dive.
Now, his dive wasn't very clean looking. It was all jaggedy....and....stuff. We knew immediately something was wrong, because of that...jadggedy dive.
So, we dove even further down after him! BBBZzzzzzhhhHHH!!!!!
Caught him!
And his tail was torn apart!!
so, we dragged him back to the surface, and made out way our of the MArianas, and hailed the shores of Australia....well, at that point, we were on the PCH, and headed for San Francisco, but that's besides the point!
Anyway, the Aussie Japanese turtles (they can be kinda mean sometimes!) spotted us, and took us to their homeland. Jay, he was uconcious the whole damned time. Went into a comma they say, ya see.
They told us he got theinfection. Thaose commie bastage torpedo people, all, launching their torpedies at a innocent half-french, half-aussie trutle float. ggrr
*cue Wayne's World's version of the dreamy effect thing going brrr brrr brrr brrr and waving hands in front of camera.....*
Anyways, next thing we knew, we were back in the bathtub, and everything was back to bein COO!