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Old 05-14-2003, 07:43 AM   #17
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Originally posted by dougk62
You'll get over her. There are hundreds just like her in bars all across America. You may never get another chance to win the Series though.
That reminds me... some of the saddest folk in society - you can see them in small bars in minor league towns. Big hair, lots of make-up.... could almost be a baseball player themselves by injection . . .

I remember a local minor league team had a "Parents" program when I worked for them... was supposed to be folk in the community who helped the young A ball players get adjusted - help them shop for food, wash clothes, et al. Instead, it was 30-40 something female divorcees looking for a little Graduate baseball style - or older middle aged couples looking for a little spice in their life.

At least if you are a career minor leaguer you can have groupies from Iron Town or Howell County to fall back on. Then when your arm explodes you can live in harmony at Paradise Park or some-such with your former groupie wife.
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