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Old 05-13-2003, 08:22 AM   #15
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Some of my favorites from altered injury.txt files:

Gone fishing - out 1 day
Stuck in traffic - out one day
Spontaneous combustion - career over
The bends - not sure how long
Irritated old gunshot wound (like the Natural) - career over
Joined obscure religious sect - career over
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