Ah, I should have guessed that this was just some avenueofmadisonistic ploy aimed at sordid commercial gain!
But think of all those innocent syllables, herded into experimental linguistic cages like so many labratikins! Worse yet, think of their children! It makes me want to
Besides, don't you just hate getting all those little red, dotted lines under half the words you type?? (though, curiously enough, fewer than one might think
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