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Celtic Forever · 08-20-2009, 08:44 AM

Crabs 4-7 Bullies – 1B Aggie McDaddy (.278,1,15) doubled and tripled, plating two, to help Grimside to a win today at Homeboy Field in front of 5,602 patrons. RF Dummy Hawhaw (.354,3,23) had no extra base hits, but managed to drive in 3 runs off a pair of singles anyway. The Baysiders had little answer for that, with the result that SP Margarita Lime stayed unbeaten (2-0) against them. W: Margarita Lime (4-4, 4.93); L: Buster Bean (0-5, 8.63); S: Groovy Barnes (1, 7.92); PoG: Dummy Hawhaw (2/3, 1R, 3RBI)

Burners 4-5 Nightmares – RF Pepper Dotson (.317,6,31) thumped a go-ahead double in the bottom of the 8th, scoring Onion Munyon, as Riverbottom nailed Salemwich a bit deeper into the basement. 3B Onion Munyon (.328,0,18) went a perfect 4-for-4, and is 6 for his last 9 overall. On a postive note for the Burners, 3B Innocence O’Malley (.291,7,26) has now homered for the 3rd game in a row. W: Corvette Colette (3-2, 3.32); L: Disco Davison (1-1, 5.59); S: Angel O’Hare (6, 0.00); PoG: Onion Munyon (4/4, 1R, 1RBI)

Hollers 6-4 All Stars – Another seemingly smooth outing for Prissy Puddin turned alarmist in the 8th, when a wild pitch followed by a double from C Merry Patterson (.268,2,12) plated 3, pushing Citypark to within a run at 5-4. In came suspect CL Saucy Smothers for a dejected Puddin, and he was able to record the 4 outs remaining. 1B Tuck Thompson (.374,8,26) led the Hollers with a 3-for-4 performance that included a 2-run blast over the boards at dead center. Citypark Mgr/3B Snuggles Henderson (.336,2,18) is contemplating disciplinary action against star LF Billy Metro (.369,9,30), who three times refused to sacrifice CF DJ Jazzy Twan (.239,9,25) over. Metro finished 0-for-4. W: Prissy Puddin (6-2, 2.00); L: Dooley McCooley (2-5, 4.70); S: Saucy Smothers (2, 3.68); PoG: Tuck Thompson (3/4, 1R, 3RBI, HR)

Kin 2-10 Blues – Villager SP Hairbow Haley won her 4th on the trot and 3B Nancy Collagen (.304,0,10) broke out of a 1-for-14 slump as West Village romped to victory tonight at The Village Green. Collagen cracked 2 doubles – good for 2 RBI - in raising her average back above the .300 mark. W: Hairbow Haley (4-3, 3.49); L: Hambone Helgersson (5-2, 5.63); PoG: Hairbow Haley (8IP, 8H, 2R, 2BB, 5K)

Thirsty Thursday Update
Now that the weather has warmed a little, the FBL has begun holding ‘Thirsty Thursdays’ as a league-wide promotion, with tap beer being dispensed at $0.25 per cup. So, let’s join the spirit of the occasion, pop open a beer and have a look at some of the second-tier circuit statistics …

Standings: Piggville 27-8, Citypark 9gb, Bumpkindale 10gb, Grimside 10gb, Harbour Bay 10gb, Riverbottom 10gb, West Village 13gb, Salemwich 14gb.

OBP: PIG Tuck Thompson .497; BUM Amy Earheart .469; BUM Giggles Mountjoy .455; BUM Killer Carp .447; CIT Big Ears Lathum .445

Hits: CIT Big Ears Lathum 51; SAL Tatty Pierce 48; BUM Amy Earheart 47; PIG Daisy Mae Hart 47; BUM Giggles Mountjoy 47

Steals: RIV Snooty Rotheschilde 28; HB Buckethead Bramble 24; WV Oh-Yoo Suk 24; PIG Daisy Mae Hart 21; HB Scooter Dane 15

Saves: WV Heck Martin 7; BUM Wags Coughlin 6; RIV Angel O’Hare 6; CIT Loopy Alice Otter 6; GRI Angry Karl Karlsson 4

OAVG: BUM Lute Strummer .225; PIG Prissy Puddin .226; PIG Coonskin Tate .233; BUM Cowlick Blum .234; PIG Babe Appleby .235

Errors: RIV SS Crazy Sara Seine 15; HB 3B Jenny Crush 9; RIV 3B Onion Munyon 8; SAL C Bonnie Clyde 6; HB SS Snooker Davies 6

CS%: WV Primo Segundo 40.7; HB Boobsy Daniels 33.3; RIV Large Marge Franklin 32.4; CIT Merry Patterson 29.5; SAL Bonnie Clyde 28.6

Now Hear This: Harbour Bay, West Village Agree to Trade
The Harbour Bay Crabs have finalized a deal that will send 31-year old catcher HUEY McBLOOEY to West Village for 29-year old starting pitcher PEBBLES PEETE. Minor details still need to be worked out before the trade becomes official, but the players involved are expected to be with their new clubs soon. Presently McBLOOEY is batting .500 with 2 home runs and 8 RBIs. He has played in 5 games and scored 4 times. This year PEETE has compiled a 1-4 mark with a 5.28 ERA.

08-20-2009, 08:44 AM	#57
Celtic Forever All Star Reserve Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 529	May 7 Crabs 4-7 Bullies – 1B Aggie McDaddy (.278,1,15) doubled and tripled, plating two, to help Grimside to a win today at Homeboy Field in front of 5,602 patrons. RF Dummy Hawhaw (.354,3,23) had no extra base hits, but managed to drive in 3 runs off a pair of singles anyway. The Baysiders had little answer for that, with the result that SP Margarita Lime stayed unbeaten (2-0) against them. W: Margarita Lime (4-4, 4.93); L: Buster Bean (0-5, 8.63); S: Groovy Barnes (1, 7.92); PoG: Dummy Hawhaw (2/3, 1R, 3RBI) Burners 4-5 Nightmares – RF Pepper Dotson (.317,6,31) thumped a go-ahead double in the bottom of the 8th, scoring Onion Munyon, as Riverbottom nailed Salemwich a bit deeper into the basement. 3B Onion Munyon (.328,0,18) went a perfect 4-for-4, and is 6 for his last 9 overall. On a postive note for the Burners, 3B Innocence O’Malley (.291,7,26) has now homered for the 3rd game in a row. W: Corvette Colette (3-2, 3.32); L: Disco Davison (1-1, 5.59); S: Angel O’Hare (6, 0.00); PoG: Onion Munyon (4/4, 1R, 1RBI) Hollers 6-4 All Stars – Another seemingly smooth outing for Prissy Puddin turned alarmist in the 8th, when a wild pitch followed by a double from C Merry Patterson (.268,2,12) plated 3, pushing Citypark to within a run at 5-4. In came suspect CL Saucy Smothers for a dejected Puddin, and he was able to record the 4 outs remaining. 1B Tuck Thompson (.374,8,26) led the Hollers with a 3-for-4 performance that included a 2-run blast over the boards at dead center. Citypark Mgr/3B Snuggles Henderson (.336,2,18) is contemplating disciplinary action against star LF Billy Metro (.369,9,30), who three times refused to sacrifice CF DJ Jazzy Twan (.239,9,25) over. Metro finished 0-for-4. W: Prissy Puddin (6-2, 2.00); L: Dooley McCooley (2-5, 4.70); S: Saucy Smothers (2, 3.68); PoG: Tuck Thompson (3/4, 1R, 3RBI, HR) Kin 2-10 Blues – Villager SP Hairbow Haley won her 4th on the trot and 3B Nancy Collagen (.304,0,10) broke out of a 1-for-14 slump as West Village romped to victory tonight at The Village Green. Collagen cracked 2 doubles – good for 2 RBI - in raising her average back above the .300 mark. W: Hairbow Haley (4-3, 3.49); L: Hambone Helgersson (5-2, 5.63); PoG: Hairbow Haley (8IP, 8H, 2R, 2BB, 5K) Thirsty Thursday Update Now that the weather has warmed a little, the FBL has begun holding ‘Thirsty Thursdays’ as a league-wide promotion, with tap beer being dispensed at $0.25 per cup. So, let’s join the spirit of the occasion, pop open a beer and have a look at some of the second-tier circuit statistics … Standings: Piggville 27-8, Citypark 9gb, Bumpkindale 10gb, Grimside 10gb, Harbour Bay 10gb, Riverbottom 10gb, West Village 13gb, Salemwich 14gb. OBP: PIG Tuck Thompson .497; BUM Amy Earheart .469; BUM Giggles Mountjoy .455; BUM Killer Carp .447; CIT Big Ears Lathum .445 Hits: CIT Big Ears Lathum 51; SAL Tatty Pierce 48; BUM Amy Earheart 47; PIG Daisy Mae Hart 47; BUM Giggles Mountjoy 47 Steals: RIV Snooty Rotheschilde 28; HB Buckethead Bramble 24; WV Oh-Yoo Suk 24; PIG Daisy Mae Hart 21; HB Scooter Dane 15 Saves: WV Heck Martin 7; BUM Wags Coughlin 6; RIV Angel O’Hare 6; CIT Loopy Alice Otter 6; GRI Angry Karl Karlsson 4 OAVG: BUM Lute Strummer .225; PIG Prissy Puddin .226; PIG Coonskin Tate .233; BUM Cowlick Blum .234; PIG Babe Appleby .235 Errors: RIV SS Crazy Sara Seine 15; HB 3B Jenny Crush 9; RIV 3B Onion Munyon 8; SAL C Bonnie Clyde 6; HB SS Snooker Davies 6 CS%: WV Primo Segundo 40.7; HB Boobsy Daniels 33.3; RIV Large Marge Franklin 32.4; CIT Merry Patterson 29.5; SAL Bonnie Clyde 28.6 Now Hear This: Harbour Bay, West Village Agree to Trade The Harbour Bay Crabs have finalized a deal that will send 31-year old catcher HUEY McBLOOEY to West Village for 29-year old starting pitcher PEBBLES PEETE. Minor details still need to be worked out before the trade becomes official, but the players involved are expected to be with their new clubs soon. Presently McBLOOEY is batting .500 with 2 home runs and 8 RBIs. He has played in 5 games and scored 4 times. This year PEETE has compiled a 1-4 mark with a 5.28 ERA.