[Celtic Forever]

Bullies 5-11 Hollers – Holler C Red Harris (.247,1,11) was 3-for-4 with a home run, and 2B Copper Wade (.301,3,22) likewise hit safely in 3 trips as Piggville stayed dominant over Grimside, beating the Bullies for the 4th time against no losses. W: Prissy Puddin (5-1, 2.21); L: Holy Hale (3-3, 3.81); PoG: Red Harris (3/4, 2R, 2RBI, 2B, HR)

Burners 7-6 All Stars – Burner CF Muscles Mason (.329,2,13) clubbed a dinger and 3B Innocence O’Malley (.305,4,18) drove in two as Salemwich pipped Citypark by the slimmest of margins. There were some raised eyebrows in the pressbox as Mgr/SP Bombshell Harrison seemingly left herself in past the point of good judgment, allowing the All Stars to claw back within 2 runs after a wild pitch to Billy Metro (.407,8,23) plated Big Ears Lathum (.369,3,22). Harrison finally handed the ball to Lovie Smith – who made matters worse – but CL Pippi Long was finally able to close the door on Lathum’s groundout. W: Bombshell Harrison (2-3, 5.82); L: Dooley McCooley (1-4, 4.94); S: Pippi Long (2, 4.40); PoG: CIT 3B Snuggles Henderson (3/5, 1R, 2RBI, 2B)

Kin 6-5 Nightmares – A real walk in the park today as Riverbottom’s staff allowed 10 passes, exceeding Bumpkindale’s total by one. The Kin got the better of the sloppiness, rebounding from a 5-0 hole to plate 5 over the 6th through 8th innings and ultimately walking out winners, ha ha. Kin CF Amy Earhart (.429,4,31) drew 3 passes herself and was credited with 3 RBI in the process, giving her the current best tally in the FBL. W: Hambone Helgersson (4-1, 5.14); L: Corvette Colette (2-2, 4.40); S: Wags Coughlin (4, 4.50); PoG: RIV LF Imogene Floyd (2/4, 2RBI)

Crabs 3-5 Blues – Village C Primo Segundo gave his clutch skills a rare day out, striking a key home run and knocking in 3 overall . W: Kid Ferdinand (3-4, 3.81); L: Buster Bean (0-3, 7.52); S: Heck Martin (7, 3.00); PoG: Primo Segundo (3/4, 1R, 3RBI, HR)