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Old 07-20-2009, 12:58 PM   #4
Celtic Forever
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Tout the Scout Presents: Fans’ Guide to the FBL

Salemwich Burners – Salemwich is the original English settlement upon which Big City was founded, thought to have its origins back in the early 1700’s. It is still a beacon for British ex-pats today, deeply traditional and strongly adherent to its colonial roots. Baseball is just one of several sports that its athletics club supports, the other most popular being soccer (now professional in its own right), golf and polo.
Originally members were required to spend time with each of these ‘Big 4’ sports, selecting one as their primary focus. With baseball and soccer’s move to professionalism, this requirement has become more ceremonial than compulsory.
Members of Salemwich society are so entrenched in the upper crust of Big City’s power structure that inviting their baseball club to join the FBL was a real no-brainer for Commish Buddy Baker – in fact he pleaded with them to join. A few backdoor deals within City Hall later and Salemwich had their stadium – Salem Centre – built right on the edge of the Aulde Historic District. At a capacity of 14,200, it ranks as the league’s largest.
Salem Centre is a unique place to catch a game. Architechurally it was constructed to blend in with its colonial surroundings, and as such is a tourist mecca unto itself – as is the beautiful historic locale that houses it. Backed by ‘old’ money, it contains all the slickest modern amenities and features posh European cuisine that is unique on the FBL circuit.
Salemwich looks poised to serve as a great ambassador for the league as well. Leveraging the global connections of its patrons, it has worked diligently in conjunction with Harbour Bay to establish ties with leagues and clubs in the Old World – opening strong new marketing avenues and potential revenue streams. It will likely be commonplace for FBL clubs to spend the offseason touring Europe, or welcoming European clubs to their own neck of the woods.
Salemwich is managed by SP Bombshell Harrison, a charismatic sort with long-standing family ties to the Salemwich Athletic Club. She is supported by (edited June 5th):

Starting rotation:
1.Trix Galore Age 25; a happy-go-lucky sort with good movement and control of her 92 mph fastball.
2.Cutie Capers Age 35; hard-working with good movement on all her pitches. Fastball tops out at 90 mph. Comes from a philanthropic family and is very much a chip off the ol’ block.
3.Lovie Smith Age 22; Sweet girl from the projects who has charmed her way into Salemwich society. Needs to work on her control. 90 mph heater.
4.Disco Davison Age38; Junkballer who relies on spotting his pitches. Emerged from the bullpen to take Mgr Bombshell Harrison’s spot in the rotation whe she demoted herself. DJs down in Riverbottom on his off nights.

Starting Lineup:
CF Muscles Mason Age 24; Lefty leadoff man is a great base stealer with a knack for getting on base. Despite his impressive physique, his power has not blossomed. Good arm, but needs to improve his positioning. Owns a gym called ‘Rage’ – in reference to his lively temper.
C Bonnie Clyde Age 29; Eccentric Englishwoman who wears a flower in her cap. Dangerous gap hitter.
LF Tatty Pierce Age 32; Heavily tattoed and pierced punk rocker who plays in black leather. Another deadly batsman who has a knack for hitting the gaps.
3B Innocence O’Malley Age 33; Kind-hearted sort who volunteers at an animal shelter in her spare time. Yet another gap specialist. Struggles at third, and is a bit glass-armed.
1B Boo-Boo Baker Age 30; Rumored to be in the squad as part of a deal brokered by his father – Commissioner Buddy – but has actually proved himself capable, if overpaid. Competent batsman, but subpar first-bagger.
2B Bucktooth Biggs Age 35; Good-field, no-hit goofball with whopping front choppers. Would love to be over at first, but currently he’s the best option at second.
RF Y.I. Otta Age 38; Lefty has a bit of an attitude problem and is not exactly punctual for team meetings. Slow as molasses, but instincts make for good range in the field. Big City Golden Gloves winner at light heavyweight.
SS Dude O’Day Age 26; Amateur rocker and surfer from California with stunning range for a dude who’s 6’5”. Really good situational hitter with little pop.
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