Can someone let Jack Kerouac know the next time he logs on that I like Warby Pepper so much that he's just been added to the Universal Baseball Association for 1902. Both the Atlanta Crackers and the Cincinnati Pioneers are vying for his services.
We'll have to pass on Wino Love. We're trying to keep the image of ballplayers pure in the mind of the the knothole gang.
In unrelated news, the new baseball cards have just come out for this year. Aren't they dandy?