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Dagrims · 02-15-2002, 11:35 AM

TOP TEN ASPECTS OF AN ALL-STRIPPER/PORN STAR TEAM:

10. The number of popups would increase, although in the stands, not on the field.
9. Fans would love watching them try to 'beat it out'.
8. It wouldn't be so bad if they muffed some balls on defense.
7. Most popular players? The switch-hitters.
6. The phrase 'can't hit a lick' would take on a new meaning.
5. Pitchers would have lots of wicked curves.
4. Fun to watch the team score.
3. They'd be up-and-comers, straight out of the bush leagues.
2. Good plays would be rewarded with a shower of dollar bills.
1. Manager? Rusty Kuntz.

note: this top ten list is not to be confused with David Letterman's Top Ten List, and any similarities are purely intentional.

Chris

02-15-2002, 11:35 AM	#11
Dagrims Hall Of Famer Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Orlando, FL Posts: 3,827	TOP TEN ASPECTS OF AN ALL-STRIPPER/PORN STAR TEAM: 10. The number of popups would increase, although in the stands, not on the field. 9. Fans would love watching them try to 'beat it out'. 8. It wouldn't be so bad if they muffed some balls on defense. 7. Most popular players? The switch-hitters. 6. The phrase 'can't hit a lick' would take on a new meaning. 5. Pitchers would have lots of wicked curves. 4. Fun to watch the team score. 3. They'd be up-and-comers, straight out of the bush leagues. 2. Good plays would be rewarded with a shower of dollar bills. 1. Manager? Rusty Kuntz. note: this top ten list is not to be confused with David Letterman's Top Ten List, and any similarities are purely intentional. Chris __________________ "Read books, get brain."