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Quote: "Still not satisfied with their pop as the season turns into May, not to mention the chance to put a little dent in the crosstown Cubs' hype, the White Sox will bring in free agent Sammy Sosa to occasionally spell DH Jim Thome."
from mlb.com's AL central preview.
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I peed on the corpse. Can they do, like, an ID from that?
I'm sorry, you peed on...?
On the corpse. My question is...
No, my question. I get to go first. Why in pluperfect hell would you pee on corpse?
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Cause there's a 50-50 chance a malnourished monkey is gonna pop up out of a toilet, shoot you in the face with a speargun.
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