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Originally Posted by redsoxford
Sunday evening. The Yankees are 1 game behind and the Red Sox lose on Sunday trimming the lead to 0.5. The Yankees are deep into extra innings and their bullpen is down to the last pitcher, with a name of F*********th - do you send him out or give one of the position players a chance to pitch?
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I would send him out, telling him if he screws up, don't come back to the dugout. Just leave by the outfield fence gate and keep on going.
Tell you what. For every time that he impresses me with courage and pitching skill from now until the end of the Yankees' season, I will restore one letter of his name, substituting for each asterisk in "F********h."
That's eight chances, if he even gets them; he may not even be on the post-season roster. Tough deal, I know, but a better one than you would be giving him. You used too many *s!