09-13-2007, 02:21 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2003
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Originally Posted by The Professor
The luster is off the MONEYBALL train's caboose, much like the broom is off the rose in a squalid Vietnamese quagmire of their own making. Billy Beane's bird has been stoned to death by OBP, OMG, and A/S/L-LMAO weilding nerds who escaped from their box in Willy Wonka's candy making factory.
By allowing Steve Erkel of the television show to evaluate his players, Beane has set his team back into the days of black-and-white television and we're not talking about Kirk and Ohura, boys and women. Jay P. Richardsi won't be sending any bale money for Beane this time around and much like Judas sold out Jesus, Beane is going to be crucified.
But he never walked on water to begin with, despite trying to sell the Major League industry a dry bill of goods built on faulty, un-traditional, analyses.
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WHAT!~  Well done.
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