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I doubt it. Ozzie has this weird manlove for the Twins. Probably because he knows that they have, over the past 5 or 6 years, PWNED us with regularity.

Originally Posted by Ozzie Guillen, who is clearly afraid of piranhas

I might kiss Gardy. They aren't pitching Santana? Why? What happened? Is he in jail or something? Gardy, I love you. I better keep it quiet and make sure [Santana's] not going.

Oh, and how about this gem from our team captain?

Originally Posted by Paul Konerko, Motivational King

Minnesota is a team where the bullpen is so good, it becomes a really short game. You feel like you have to have a lead by the fifth or sixth, or it's over.

South Side Sox posted an interesting fact:

Here is a list of all the pitchers in baseball who have faced Justin Morneau at least 10 times and have held him hitless:

• Bobby Jenks

That's it. That is the complete list. In fact, in those ten at-bats, Morneau has never even so much as drawn a walk against the big fella.

Guh. Still, its one out of three. It'd be nice to shake this off and go on a roll for once. You don't have to win them all, but winning 2 out of every 3 is a sure ticket to the postseason.